okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, my friend leans back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

my dad talks and swears A LOT in his sleep but i’ll always remember “he jumped out the fucking window, i fucking swear!”

Once, when I was 15 (I think) my class went to pass a week at a hostel field. We obviously slept in groups in small rooms with bunk beds. Well, one of my friends was sleepwalker and she forgot her pills, so, in the middle of the night she just got out of bed and stole our blankets (6 fucking wool blankets), then proceeded to go to her bed again and she was like “yeah, much better”. After 5 min she was choking heat and she woke up and asked us “what am I doing with so many blankets?” we woke up the people in the next room because we were laughing so hard.

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